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Ask the Doctor, Part 2

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Ask the Doctor, Part 2

This is a story of fiction. Enjoy!

Continuing with our Q&A:

Dear Doctor: I’m a private in the military. During inspection, I called my Captain an asshole (under my breath), and he heard me. As punishment, he sent me to the brig for three days where two MPs made me suck their dicks, after which they rearranged my plumbing. What should I do? Signed, Private

Dear Private: You need go to your Captain, apologize for calling him an asshole, and report the MPs. Let me know how this turns out. I care.

Dear Doc: My girlfriend and I flew across country so I could “meet the folks” (we’re considering marriage after college). Long story short, her father caught us having sex in her bedroom, just about the time I was ready to unload. I was asked to leave (which I did), but want to make amends with her folks. Any suggestions would be appreciated. Signed, Tossed Out

Dear Tossed: That was a stupid thing to do, sir, but I guess you know that. I would suggest writing a letter of apology to her folks and beg forgiveness. A face-to-face meeting might not be a bad idea either. In the mean time, keep you pecker in your pants.

Dear Quack: I took your advice and told my Captain what had happened in the brig. He immediately called me a queer and had me dishonorably discharged from the service. Thanks a lot dickhead. Signed, Private (no more)

Dear Private: I think you got a bum deal, but that’s life. Get over it.

Dear Doctor: Despite your recent condescending answer to my question, I found a jock on campus that comes from a wealthy family and wears a size 13 shoe. I have agreed to have sex with him tomorrow, so you’d better be right about his pepe. Signed, Sorority Queen

Dear Queen: Good luck my dear, but don’t blame me if you’re disappointed.

Dear Doctor: When I married my husband twenty years ago, he weighed 185 pounds and had a 34 inch waist (he’s six feet tall). Now, he weighs 270 pounds and has a 44 inch waist. Having sex with this man is like “doing it” with a whale. His penis has retreated into his stomach, almost to the point where I can’t find it! Help! Signed, Starved for Sex

Dear Starved: You need to get this man to a medical professional immediately! He is a walking time bomb, and will eventually explode if he doesn’t shape up. Let me know the outcome. I care.

Dear Doc: I recently went to a new doctor for my annual check-up. After checking me out, he asked me to get an erection so he could “evaluate the blood flow in my penis”. I complied with his request, but think this might have been somewhat unusual. What do you think? Signed, Forced Erection

Dear Forced: This is absurd. Find another doc.

Dear Doctor: Obviously you got your degree from mail order. I had sex with that jock on campus last night … you know, the guy with a 13 size shoe? His pepe was about the size of my little finger. So I gave up my virginity based upon your sorry advice. You sir, are a quack. Signed, Sorority Girl

Dear Girl: You’re such a fool. Did you really believe there is a correlation between shoe size and, as you say, “pepe” size? Grow up, bitch.

Dear Doctor: My girlfriend wants to have sex with a black dude, primarily because she is under the impression that these guys have unusually large equipment. To top it off, she wants me to participate as well … call it a threesome. I’ve tried to tell her there is no truth to the rumor that all black dudes are well endowed. What can I tell her to nix this idea? Signed, Reluctant Participant

Dear Reluctant: Well, she could hit the jackpot, but do just as well statistically with any other guy. I think she risks being disappointed, but I’d go through with it just to shut her up. Let me know. I care.

Dear Doc: I finally talked my girlfriend into giving me head. Unfortunately I ejaculated into her mouth, being caught up in the moment so to speak. Now she won’t speak to me, let along give me another blowjob. What can I do to make amends? Signed, First Time BJ

Dear BJ: You might try apologizing. And the proper thing to do is announce your intentions by saying something like “here comes lunch!” That way, she has the option of having a protein shake or letting it go to waste.

Dear Doctor: When my husband and I have sex, he lets out a loud fart just prior to ejaculating. He claims this is simply a warning to me that he is about to unload. What do you make of this? Signed, Disgusted

Dear Disgusted: Disgusting indeed, and not very romantic. Get your husband some of that anti-gas medication and tell him to cut the crap.

Dear Doc: For financial reasons, I took on a roommate. We’re about the same age (24) and he’s very athletic (as am I). Last Sunday, we went for a three mile run. Returning to the apartment, he suggested he take a shower together. Not wanting to be rude, we hopped into the shower and lathered each other up. We both got hard and jacked each other off. Now, two days later, nothing has been said of this encounter by either of us. I would like to do this again, but am afraid to ask, thinking my roommate might think I’m gay. Signed, Roommate

Dear Roommate: There’s really nothing wrong with two grown men taking a shower together. I suggest you go for a run next Sunday, and see what comes up.

Dear Doc: Against my better judgment, I rounded up a black dude for a threesome with my girl friend. Once we all got naked, he and I “got to it”, leaving my girlfriend to watch. She finally told us to take a hike and now won’t speak to me. What’s her problem? And yes, my new found friend had a big dick. Signed, Now Eager Participant

Dear Eager: Her problem sir is the fact you left her high and dry while you and your black friend were (apparently) sucking each other off. Don’t you have any manners?

Dear Doc: I’m newly married to a great gal. Yesterday I woke with my typical piss hard on, which did not go unnoticed by my bride. She practically accused me a adultery! I tried to explain that this in quite normal of men and she should get over it. She’s still pissed! What should I do? Signed, Morning Wood

Dear Wood: Perhaps she has an older brother who could explain that morning wood is not only normal, it’s to be expected. Or, you can tell her that you’re ready to go. Is she?

Dear Doctor: I have agreed to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend this weekend. Does size matter? I’ve been told by several of my girlfriends that I might be disappointed. Signed, Virgin

Dear Virgin: Size does not matter; it’s how the man uses what the good Lord gave him. For your information, the average erect penis is between 5 ½ and 6 ½ inches. Anything larger or smaller than that is bestowed on less than 10% of the male population. And just so you know, the average vagina can’t take much more than 6 inches without some degree of pain. Good luck and let me know how this works out. I care.

Dear Doc: My wife and I were fooling around in the bedroom. She pulled out her vibrator, greased it up, turned it on, and stuck it up my ass. I got hard immediately, to the point where the head of my penis was about to explode. What’s the deal? Signed, Ass Fucked

Dear Ass: This would not be unusual. The vibrator stimulated your prostate gland, which caused your penis to become more aroused that normal. Shut up and enjoy.

Dear Doctor: My husband “gives it to me” only once per week, usually on Sunday morning before he plays golf and I go off to church. He claims that his “load” is more intense by abstaining for a week. What do you think of this bullshit? Signed, Starved. PS: I’d also like to have sex more often, too.

Dear Starved: While it might be true that men who have not ejaculated for six or seven days might experience a larger load, however, the intensity of the load should be the same as any other time. I’d suggest you start going to early church.

Dear Doctor: Our swim coach told us in no uncertain terms that we were not to have sex or masturbate during the season. To ensure compliance, he lines us all up naked before practice and “milks” our penis, looking for seaman residue. Do you think our coach is gay? Signed, Back Stroke

Dear Stroke: For sure. This is inappropriate; you guys need to tell the athletic director. Has he ever found any traces of seaman?

Dear Doctor: I just turned 18 years-old yesterday. This morning, my Dad asked if I wanted to have “the talk”. Not wanting to embarrass him, I agreed. After listening to him for about an hour explaining the sexual habits of adults, he asked if I had any questions. I said just one, and asked how often he jacked-off when he was my age. He grounded me on the spot for two weeks. Do you think this was fair? Signed, No Car

Dear Car: Actually no, it was not fair, but I think your Dad should have answered the question. Did you learn anything from “the talk”?

Dear Doctor: I’ve been dating a girl for several weeks, and finally got up the nerve to ask her for sex. She told me that unless I had seven inches “packed away”, she would not consider sleeping with me. Doc, I’m not about to cut two inches off my dick just for her. What should I do? Signed, Living Large

Dear Large: Tell her that seven inches is rare in a man, but you have a twelve inch tongue.

Dear Doctor: My husband of five years refuses to have sex unless it is in total darkness. I have never seen the man naked. He will not let me touch his penis. Nor will he even think about touching my breasts. Is this weird? Signed, Blind

Dear Blind: Weird indeed. Tell your husband you’re going to counseling and he’s welcome to accompany you. Let me know. I care.

Dear Doc: I have an extremely thick foreskin, which does not easily slide over the head of my penis during sexual intercourse or masturbation. One doctor suggested circumcision, which is out of the question. Any advice would be appreciated? Signed, Thick

Dear Thick: There are many lubricants on the market which may help your situation. Please speak with your personal physician, who can make several recommendations.

Dear Doctor: My boyfriend has a penis the size of a pig’s nose, like he’s short and stout. He doesn’t even come close to satisfying me in the bedroom. I’ve never had this problem with other men I’ve had sexual relations with. What should I do? Signed, Unsatisfied PS: I really like this guy.

Dear Unsatisfied: As you know by now, men come in different sizes. I recommend you speak with your boyfriend and express your feelings. Suggest to him that both of you engage in a bit more foreplay before intercourse.

Dear Doctor: When my boyfriend and I have sex, he can “go” for about forty or fifty minutes. Frankly, he wears me out. Is this normal? Also, after about fifteen minutes of “down” time, he’s ready to go again. Please help! Signed, Exhausted

Dear Exhausted: Forty to fifty minutes is indeed unusual. You might try giving him oral sex, which may reduce his “up” time. Good luck!

Dear Doc: Remember me? My dad took away my car because I asked him how often he masturbated when he was my age. Well guess what? Yesterday, I found him jacking off in the basement, reading a dirty magazine. So not only did I get my car back, but also a crisp C-note as well. I had to promise not to tell mom! Signed, Got my Car Back

Dear Car: Congratulations.

Dear Doc: Against your advice, I agreed to let my sister suck my dick. But I got wise this time. Before I allowed her to even see my penis, I made her show me her tits. Who’s stupid now? Signed, Big Brother

Dear Brother: You are pal. How was your blowjob?

Dear Doctor: Father John here. Or should I say ex-Father John. The head master caught me jacking off in my room, as I forgot to lock the door. Now what, asshole? Signed, Civilian

Dear Father John: Have you considered the porn industry?

Dear Doc: My girlfriend asked me why some men are circumcised. I’m not, but haven’t a clue as to what the answer might be. Signed, Uncut

Dear Uncut: Circumcision dates back centuries. Originally (and to this day) this ritual is practiced by a number of religions; it’s even referred to in the Bible. Towards the late nineteenth century, it became common practice in the United States, as some thought it would preclude young men from masturbating! I guess that didn’t quite work out, did it? Ha! There are also some people who believe being circumcised results in better hygiene. Bottom line, it’s all bullshit! Enjoy your foreskin!

Hey Doc! I finally got my girlfriend to watch a porn movie with me … you know, just to warm her up. Now she wants to know why I’m so “small” (actually, I’m about average, with 6 inches). Why do the guys in porn flicks have such big dicks? Signed, Curious

Dear Curious: As you might guess, most men in the “industry” are reasonably well endowed, although some are not. Please know also that oftentimes camera tricks are used to, shall we say, “enhance the goods”. Tell your girlfriend to shut up and enjoy what you have, which I might add, is more than some guys.

Dear Doc: I recently joined a gym, where I periodically work out. In the locker room, I’ve noticed that the older guys (fifty or so) have smaller dicks than the younger men. Is this just a coincidence, or is this what I have to look forward to? Signed, Seven Inches

Dear Seven: I’m going to bet that the older guys have put on a few pounds over the past thirty years. Believe me, their original penis is still there, it’s just been swallowed by their beer gut. I recommend you don’t gain weight. Dear Doctor: My husband is on what I call “scheduled sex”, which occurs on Wednesday nights and Sunday afternoon (except during football season). He also has a ritual where he takes a shower, shaves, and comes out of the bathroom naked with an erection, always asking “you want this, don’t you baby (shaking his penis)? I want to please my husband, but this is about as romantic as a bowel movement. Please help me! Signed, Football Widow

Dear Football: I think this might go beyond wanting to please your husband. Tell “swinging dick” that you both are going on a cruise for your next anniversary. There you will have a captive audience where you (actually he) might be able to find some variety in the bedroom, or in this case, stateroom. Good luck. Let me know. I care. Dear Doc: I’m nineteen years old and still live at home. My dad (who’s a doctor) caught me jacking off. So every morning, he makes me take a salt peter pill, which precludes me from getting an erection, much less “getting off.” Is there an antidote to override the salt peter? I’m desperate to unload. Signed, Limp Dick

Dear Limp: I don’t know of any antidote for salt peter. Tell your dad that you’re an adult and he needs to understand at your age that you have needs. If you have an older brother, perhaps he could intervene on your behalf.


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Coach & Me, Part 2

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After graduation from medical school and participating in the required intern and residency programs, I established my practice. Mainly, my focus was on sports medicine together with occasional men’s health issues. Into my second year of practice, I had plenty of business to make a comfortable living. Luckily, I was able to share office space with a psychiatrist. We also shared a

Examination of the Police Force, Part 2

“The police officer is here for his physical exam Doctor,” said the receptionist, as she handed me the paperwork. “Oh yeah, right,” I said, “Just put him in the exam room.” It was the second cop that month. I read over the paper work. A 51-year-old man, married, two grown children. Been on the force 25 years, mainly as a patrolman. Damn! Next time I hope they send me a rookie. The younger

Examination of the Police Force, Part 3

Several weeks later, I noticed another cop had scheduled an exam for the next day. Unlike the first two, the police administration office had sent some paperwork regarding this individual. The cop was actually a cadet, who had to pass the physical in order to be certified as a full time police officer. Didn’t seem like an issue at the time. It was Friday, at 7:30 am. The receptionist had

Examination of the Police Force, Part 4

I was extremely pissed. My 3:30 pm appointment had not materialized. It was now 4 pm. It is rare that I schedule a physical exam so late in the day, but I made an exception because it was part of the contract with the Police Department. I instructed the receptionist that, if the cop ever showed up, put him in the exam room and let me know. In the mean time, I decided to catch up on the daily

Examination of the Police Force, Part 5

It was Wednesday morning. The schedule was packed in the morning, what with several sports injuries that had to be dealt with. After lunch, yet another policeman would be coming for his physical. Hope he didn’t have an attitude like the last one, or some fat slob like the second one. Hopefully, I’d be done by 3 pm, as I was planning to take the remainder of the week off…play some golf, and

Examination of the Police Force, Part 6

Having just returned from vacation, I was having re-entry problems. After a busy Monday morning, the receptionist informed me that another cop was scheduled for a physical exam at 3 pm. Maybe I needed to reevaluate my contract with the police administration office…I really didn’t need the business, although the money was nothing to sneeze about…just the time it took to do the exams. I was

Examination of the Police Force, Part 7

After examining the last cop, I decided that perhaps it would be best to terminate my relationship with the police force. I quickly reviewed the terms of the contract and luckily found a clause, which would allow me to cancel. I therefore had the receptionist draft a cancellation letter (the contract required 5 days written notice). In the meantime, and unbeknownst to me, an appointment had

Future Father In-Law Examination

After returning to college after the holiday break, I was introduced to Michelle by one of my fraternity brothers. My name is Gary. God she was pretty…and smart. Michelle and I fell in love immediately. We were both in our senior year and would be graduating in May. I couldn’t believe the luck I’d had, finding the perfect girl. By early March, Michelle and I decided to get married

Guilty or Innocent?

To make a long story short, the police arrested me on a Monday morning for allegedly forcing a young woman (hereafter referred to as ‘bitch’ or ‘cunt’) to perform oral sex in the restroom of a mid-town bar. Unfortunately, I just happened to be at the bar where the incident occurred, which wasn’t a good sign. Fortunately, I had an attorney friend who not only bailed me out of jail, but also

Guilty or Innocent?

To make a long story short, the police arrested me on a Monday morning for allegedly forcing a young woman (hereafter referred to as ‘bitch’ or ‘cunt’) to perform oral sex in the restroom of a mid-town bar. Unfortunately, I just happened to be at the bar where the incident occurred, which wasn’t a good sign. Fortunately, I had an attorney friend who not only bailed me out of jail, but also

Hemorrhoids and a Hard-On

I absolutely, positively, had to do something about my hemorrhoids. The pain was awful! And the scratching was disgusting! I must have the most ugly butt hole on the planet! Something had to be done! Not having seen a doctor since my college days, naturally I was apprehensive to start now. And notwithstanding that fact, I didn’t even have a regular physician. Certainly, I wasn’t going to

Masturbation Therapy

Having been married for about 10 years with two kids, my wife and I decided it was time for me to have a vasectomy. She had been on the pill, but was unhappy with the side effects. Additionally, my wife was scared to death of having another child, which resulted in infrequent sexual intercourse. This is pretty tough on a 30-year-old still horny bastard. At least my wife would give me several

Military Doc, Part 1

During my senior year in college, one of my professors suggested I attend medical school. I was a smart kid, and would graduate with a degree in biology. The trouble with this suggestion however, was the fact I had no money. There was a solution however, and that was to let the military pay for med school, knowing full well I’d have to commit to eight years in the army. Well, one does what

Military Doc, Part 2

After spending one year in the middle of nowhere, I was transferred back state side. After my arrival however, I decided being on an isolated base in the Pacific wasn’t so bad after all. The military medical facility I was assigned was very large and filled with a multitude of doctors. Upon my arrival, I was ushered into the office of the head physician. I was about to learn he was a

Military Doc, Part 3

After a year of hell working stateside for General “shit head”, I got transferred to a medium sized military base in Europe. This was now my third year of my eight-year commitment to the military. Time was going very slowly. Upon my arrival at the base, I was assigned to emergency room duties. This was okay with me, as it would give me some additional experience as well as allow me to

Military Doc, Part 4

It was my fourth year of indentured servitude with the Military medical team. I really wasn’t too anxious to leave Europe, but didn’t have a choice when reassigned to a stateside facility on the west coast. The base was a combination of various functions, including a recruitment and high-tech training center. I would be working in the hospital, making rounds and sometimes alternating in the

Military Doc, Part 5

It was the beginning of my fifth year as a military doctor. I was somewhat concerned that nothing had been said regarding a transfer, although my current assignment at a west coast facility was okay with me. The warm weather suited me just fine. On a Monday morning, the chief medical officer called me to his office. “Major, we’d like you to stay in this area. Would that be acceptable?”

Military Doc, Part 6

So here I am in year six of my commitment to the military, which landed me on the east coast at a large medical facility. At first I was assigned to the emergency room, where I dealt mainly with military dependents. This was basically shit duty, particularly dealing with officer’s wives and their spoiled children. Everyone thinks they’re special. After several months of the emergency room,

Military Doc, Part 7

It was now year seven of my military obligation. Two more years to go, and I’d be out on my own and hopefully making some serious money. I’d had about enough military as any one individual should have to take in a lifetime. Leaving the east coast, the military transferred me to sunny Florida. I was assigned to a small base of approximately 1,500 men and women. I wasn’t quite sure what the

Military Doc, Part 8

Finally! This was the final year of my military career! I started out marking off the days on the calendar, but discontinued that practice after it became clear it was only prolonging the agony! My last assignment was back to the west coast, where I was put in charge of the recruitment center. Among other duties, it was my charge to ensure all the hunky young recruits were in the best of

My Friend Skip - Part 1

After twenty years of marriage, my wife and I decided to divorce. We had simply grown apart. She had her life and I had mine. Being the nice guy, I moved out and settled into an apartment. I decided that women were nothing but trouble, and thus made no effort to find female companionship. Five months after the divorce, my life was less than perfect. After work, I would typically stop by

My Prostate Exam

“Okay, sir…if you’ll just stand up and lift your gown, we’ll finish your exam.” So there I was, practically naked, standing before a doctor I’d never seen before. After turning 40 years of age, my employer insisted I have a complete physical exam. I lifted the skimpy gown, exposing my manhood to the doctor, who had rolled up a small stool, put on some gloves, and took a seat. “Just relax,

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 1

To make a long story short, I grew up in a totally dysfunctional household. My parents were the town drunks, which meant I had little or no supervision. Nor did I have any siblings to hang out with. Nor did we have any money to speak of. My dad worked odd jobs and made just enough money to survive on. Of course there was always money for liquor. By the way, my name is Cooper, but they call

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 2

Part 2 Arriving at the training base, I checked in with the officer of the day who assigned me to a barracks. “You’ll be bunking temporarily upstairs in this building with a sergeant. We’re out of room in the barracks you’re suppose to be in.” I grabbed my stuff, headed upstairs, and found my room. It was somewhat small, with two bunks, two closets, several chairs, a small couch, and a

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 3

Part 3 The following morning, I boarded a Military Air Command flight heading east. I loved California and was in hopes I would be able to return. I was sitting in the back of the plane, next to a black lieutenant. About 70 minutes into the flight, the pilot came on the public address system, “Gentlemen, we have a slight problem with the aircraft, and I’m going to make an unscheduled

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 4

Part 4 The morning after I sucked off the corporal in the steam room, I headed to the warehouse, wondering if the corporal would make good on his promise. Once at the warehouse, we all lined up for roll call and the corporal started to make assignments for the day. Then it came my turn. “Cooper … report to the office. I have a job for you.” Yeah, I’ll bet … a blowjob. As I broke ranks

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 5

Part 5 The following morning, I headed to the infirmary for my physical exam that the sergeant had explained was necessary for my promotion to corporal. I’d had a physical at military basic training that was run like a cattle car where 20 naked men were humiliated by overzealous medics. I remember several guys got a hardon, which was not overlooked by the medics. Once at the infirmary, I

Sir! Yes Sir!, Part 6

Part 6 Arriving in California, I took the military bus from the airport to the base where this all started. In addition to a recruitment center, the base also served other functions such as logistics and commissioned officer training. Nothing much had changed at the base since I had left. Once on the base, I headed to the administration building to check in. There was a corporal at the

Sports Medicine

Our next installment takes a strange and bizarre twist. A newly married coed (and apparently a nymphomaniac at that) consults with our doctor about her bridegroom’s poor performance in bed. It was late in the spring semester and I was looking forward to taking a break during the summer months. Being a doctor can be stressful, and perhaps it’d be a good idea to get away for a while. It was

Sports Medicine, Part 1

After graduation from medical school, I was very fortunate to join a group of doctors who had a thriving practice in a mid-sized university town. In fact, our offices were just opposite the university. They call me Doctor. I specialized in sports medicine, which generally deals with aches and pains such as tennis elbow, torn ligaments, and the like. Other doctors in the group all have their

Sports Medicine, Part 2

Picking up on our story, the doctor returns to the gymnasium for a second examination of three swimmers. Saturday morning arrived and I was flushed with excitement. Basically, I had tricked the coach into a second examination of three of his men, all of whom had the potential to pop a boner during a physical examination. Showing up at the gymnasium at 10:45am, I met with the coach. He

Sports Medicine, Part 3

Continuing with our story, the doctor examines the coach, who has not had a physical exam since college. “Ah … coach … how ya do’in? The coach sat on the exam table, ready for his examination. “Yeah … I’m fine, but not too happy about this. Can we get this over with?” “Sure, coach … if you’ll just disrobe, we’ll get started.” The coach got up and commenced removing his clothes.

Sports Medicine, Part 4

When we last left our good doctor, the assistant football coach had called concerned about the sexual maturity of his star line backer. I agreed to come to the gym that afternoon to assess the situation. “Well coach, what’s the problem?” The assistant football coach was a tall, well built man … looked like he might have been in the Marine Corps, what with all the tattoos on his massive arms.

Sports Medicine, Part 5

The medical practice is open on Saturday, basically to serve those patients who might have some difficulty arranging for an appointment during the week, due to work commitments. I had pulled Saturday duty, which didn’t necessarily bother me, given the fact all the doctors alternated … plus, any doctor who worked on Saturday was off on the following Monday. It was generally a busy day and I’d

Sports Medicine, Part 6

The spring semester had ended, and the university had quickly emptied out. It was pretty boring without all the college kids around in the summer, but the clinic kept busy. Mostly, I saw middle age men with sports injuries of one kind or another. It always amazes me how 40 year old men still think they’re 18 years old, only to find their bodies won’t tolerate the abuse we all could take when a

Sports Medicine, Part 7

It was late in the spring semester and I was looking forward to taking a break during the summer months. Being a doctor can be stressful, and perhaps it’d be a good idea to get away for a while. It was early afternoon on a Thursday, and I’d just finished up examining the Assistant Dean of the university. He was a thirty something guy, in reasonably good health. I needed to watch myself with

State Trooper, Part 1

Part 1 – A fictional story. Ever since I can remember, the thought of being a state highway patrolman consumed me. I think it had something to do with watching all those old highway patrol movies from the ‘50s and ‘60s that got me going. The absolute thrill of tracking down a criminal and putting them behind bars sent chills up my spine. It would be my job to personally hunt down every

State Trooper, Part 2

Part 2 – A fictional story. After a brief vacation back home with my folks, I headed to the state capitol to begin the eight-week training course to become a highway patrolman. Man, was I excited! My dream had come true! However, I continued to remind myself that this wasn’t a done deal yet. While it was true the highway patrol only accepted one out of every five applicants, it was also

State Trooper, Part 3

Part 3 – A fictional story. The following Monday, I was assigned a patrol car along with a specific area of the interstate highway, which amounted to about 25 miles. My job was simply to drive north 25 miles, turn around, and return south. I was free to run radar, or simply cruise the highway. It was suggested however, that an abundance of traffic violations would add to the state coffers.

State Trooper, Part 4

Part 4 – A fictional story. On Saturday, I called Rick’s sister … her name was Beth … and arranged to meet her on Sunday afternoon at a small restaurant in the suburbs. By meeting her there, we both would have the opportunity to leave, should it be necessary to do so. Beth told me what she’d be wearing, so I’d be able to recognize her. Once at the restaurant, I immediately spotted Beth

State Trooper, Part 5

The following week, Rick didn’t say a word about our previous Sunday afternoon activities. I couldn’t figure out if this was a one-time event or if Rick would hold me hostage because he was my supervising sergeant. I made an attempt to call Beth several times and left messages. Because she didn’t call me back, I made the assumption she had moved on to someone else. Just as well, I guess.

State Trooper, Part 6

The south patrol was totally dysfunctional. Sergeant Adams was a crusty old fart, having served on the patrol for over thirty years. His gut hung over his belt and he was generally unkempt. The men in the south patrol however, were a bunch of tough bastards and didn’t take any shit from anyone. Because of the crime infested area, there were two men to each patrol car, which gave me some

State Trooper, Part 7

After catching Tyrone and Sergeant Adams going at it, I kicked both of them out of my apartment. This was a very unfortunate incident, but not exactly my fault … now was it? I was somewhat reluctant to return to the South Patrol for duty, but really didn’t have much of a choice. When checking my box for any mail, I discovered that Sergeant Adams had reassigned me to the East Patrol, which

The Sergeant Re-enlists - Part 3

This is a story of fiction … enjoy! Part 3 – The Sergeant meets his Captain … and gets a new assignment. I left the clinic after my physical exam at about 1100 hours, so it was a good time to get some early chow at the mess hall. I reminded myself that the appointment with my new Captain was at 1500 hours. After lunch, I returned to the barracks, hoping the Corporal was not there. He

The Sergeant Re-enlists, Part 1

This is a work of fiction … enjoy! PART ONE – The Sergeant Gets Transferred After serving nearly twenty years in the military, it was time to make a decision. Should I re-up for another four years, or call it quits? Given the geo-political climate, I certainly didn’t want to end up wounded in a war, or perhaps dead! I had enlisted shortly after my high school graduation, so at only

The Sergeant Re-enlists, Part 2

This is a work of fiction…enjoy! PART TWO – The Sergeant has a Physical Exam I awoke about 0600 hours, only to hear the Corporal in the shower. He had made up his rack already and I noticed his uniform was laid out. I had to pee. Entering the bathroom, the Corporal stuck his head out from the Shower. “Hey! Good morning Sergeant!” I stood at the urinal. ”Yeah! Morning Corporal!”

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