My wife Sissy, required servicing at least four times per week. Given my job as a highway patrolman, my stress level was usually fairly high and sex was becoming a burden. What really pissed me off was Sissy’s total disregard for my feelings. Once I had unloaded, she would usually just turn over and promptly go to sleep. In addition, Sissy refused to give me a blowjob, even though I had begged her to do so. Something about my dick being too big. I’d never had my dick sucked, and was dying to have that experience.
To show Sissy who was boss, I cut her off from any sexual activity until she agreed to suck my dick. “No fucking way,” said Sissy, “You’ll choke me with that monster.” Well, maybe so, I thought…but that was the deal. Figuring if I got horny, masturbation was the obvious solution. I jacked off occasionally anyway, so either way…my needs are met.
Several weeks passed, and I kept my promise not to service Sissy until she agreed to suck my dick. Apparently she wasn’t going to budge…nor was I. If I got horny, I simply went to the shower and jacked off. I had the feeling Sissy might be using a vibrator, but I couldn’t prove it.
One day at patrol headquarters, I was assigned a training class shortly after lunch. The class only lasted several hours, and the captain told all the men to take the remainder of the day off. So I headed home, thinking maybe I’d take a nap or watch some daytime television. Oh joy.
Entering the apartment, something didn’t quite seem right…the place was too quiet. I knew Sissy must be home, since her car was still in the parking lot. I approached the bedroom…the door was slightly ajar. Opening the door, I almost flipped! There was Seth…a fellow highway patrolman…being sucked off by Sissy!
“What the fuck!” I said, as Sissy let loose of her grip and Seth grabbed a sheet to cover himself up. “Are you fucking people nuts?” I stomped to the living room and planted myself on the couch.
Several minutes later, Sissy entered the living room in her bathrobe. “Gerald, honey,” she said, “…don’t be mad…I’m sorry.”
“Sorry don’t get it…you bitch!” I yelled, “…what’s with giving Seth head and not me?”
“Well Gerald…honey…Seth isn’t…well, you know…as large as you.”
Well, I thought…size does matter. Sissy continued, “Gerald…honey…you want to join us?”
“How disgusting!” I thought. A threesome. “Fuck no, you bitch!” I retorted, as I turned on the television.
“Oh come on…it’ll be fun,” said Sissy, as she rubbed my crotch. I had half a notion to pull out my gun and blow both her and Seth off the face of the earth.
“Well,” I said, “…maybe…has he fucked you yet?”
“No,” Sissy replied, “…we were just getting to that part.” Sissy returned to the bedroom, leaving me to ponder the invitation to have a threesome. While intriguing indeed, I wasn’t sure how this would play out. Nonetheless, as a highway patrolman I see risk everyday and decided this may be worth it.
Entering the bedroom, Seth and Sissy were lying on the bed with a sheet covering them. Seth and Sissy were sharing a cigarette, which frankly repulsed me. I was constantly asking Sissy to give up the nasty habit.
“So Gerald,” said Seth, blowing smoke my way, “…why don’t you come join us.”
“Fuck you Seth,” I replied, as I lifted my gun from the holster and deposited it in the safe. I’m sure Seth and Sissy thought…for a fleeting moment…that I was going to shoot their collective butts. I started to undress, tossing my uniform on the floor. By the time I removed my underwear, my dick was rock hard…standing at attention.
“See Seth…what’d I tell you,” said Sissy, point to my manhood.
“Jesus Christ, Gerald!” said Seth, “Where’d you get that sucker?”
“Born with it, asshole!” I said, crawling into bed next to Sissy.
“Now you know why I won’t suck his dick,” said Sissy, directing her comment to Seth.
Sissy and I started making out, while Seth began stroking his pathetic little penis. It must have been all of four inches long. After several minutes, Sissy broke the lip lock …
“So …are you going to finally suck my dick, Sissy?” I said with my dick now poised for a new experience.
“No Gerald,” replied Sissy, “ …but I’ll bet Seth will!”
“Fuck you!” I replied, thinking how disgusting this would be. Imagine, a man sucking my cock!
“Well Gerald,” said Seth, “if you’re so bent on having your dick sucked, what difference does it make?”
Well, the man had a point. “Okay,” I said, “But this is between the three of us.” Imagine if this was leaked to the men at the highway patrol. I’d not only loose my job, but also be the laughing stock of the entire community. I can just see the headline now: “Love fest at the Highway Patrol.” Christ!
Seth changed places with Sissy and started to stroke my dick. Aside from a medical exam, I’d never had another man touch my dick. Seth then took my 11-inch dick and inserted it into his mouth. I almost lost it. The sensation was incredible. It was painfully obvious that Seth had done this before. I asked him the question.
Stopping for a brief moment, Seth raised his head and said, “Fuck no Gerald, but haven’t you figured out that men know what men like?” Well, he had another point. Seth continued with my first blowjob.
After about ten minutes of pure ecstasy, my brain started to single out the fact that I was about to cum. The sensation was incredible, as I notified Seth of my pending explosion. It fell on deft ears. “Seth! I’m cumming!” I shouted, giving him the opportunity to pull off. Seth kept a lock grip on my dick, as my balls exploded, depositing cum into Seth’s mouth. It didn’t seem to matter, as Seth continued to suck me dry.
Sissy seemed to be fascinated with what had just occurred. “You men seemed to have a grand old time,” she said, as my dick retreated from its previously erect state. Seth was still hard…if you can call four inches hard. “Seth,” said Sissy, “…fuck me…fuck me good.” Seth asked my permission, as if the two weren’t going to do it anyway. “Be my guest,” I said, as I lay back to watch the “show”.
Despite Seth’s obvious deficiency in manhood, he seemed to satisfy Sissy. Or at least she pretended, moaning uncontrollably for several minutes while Seth pounded her cunt. Seth finally came…all over her stomach…and then collapsed in the bed, next to me.
I was so turned on by this situation, that I immediately got another erection that didn’t go unnoticed by my bed partners. Sissy begged me to fuck her, but I declined. “I’d rather have another blowjob,” I announced, not caring whether Seth or Sissy performed the duties.
“Gerald,” said Sissy, “I told you…I simply couldn’t bring myself to place that weapon of yours in my mouth!”
“Okay,” I thought, “how ‘bout Seth?”
“Hey man,” said Seth, “…I think you rearranged my jaws…but…(a long a pause)…you want to fuck me in the ass?”
“No fucking way, man!” I said, emphatically.
“Oh come on man,” said Seth, “You don’t know till you try!”
“Yeah, Gerald,” taunted Sissy, “…give it a try!”
With a raging hard on begging to be relieved, I agreed to fuck Seth in the butt. Sissy left the bed and took a seat in the chair, apparently anxious to have a front row seat. She lit another cigarette. Seth positioned himself on the bed, butt sticking up in the air. He spread his cheeks, as if inviting me to violate what appeared to be a virgin hole.
“Get me a condom and the lube from the bathroom Sissy!” I said, as I started stroking my dick and observing the hole I was about to enter. Sissy returned with a condom and I slipped it on my fully erect penis.
Slowly, I started to stick my dick into Seth’s inviting hole. As my mushroom head began the decent, Seth moaned somewhat and then said, “Come on man, jam it in!” I readily complied with his wishes, and saw my dick disappear. Seth screamed, but then begged for more. “Harder Gerald! Harder!” shouted Seth, as I continued my new adventure. Sissy continued to sit on the chair, smiling, fondling her tits, and fingering herself.
Suddenly, I felt myself about to cum and jerked my dick out from Seth’s hole. Seth seemed relieved, as I yanked off the condom and splattered cum all over the bed sheets. Seth grabbed my dick and masturbated me until the last drop of cum had dripped out.
Sissy returned to the bed, planting herself squarely between Seth and I. Frankly, I was exhausted from all this activity. Seth seemed to be worn out too.
“So, gentlemen,” said Sissy, “When can we do this again?”
Seth and I looked at each other, and said in unison, “Fuck you bitch! Get the fuck out of our apartment!”
Sissy left the apartment the next day, toting her belongings with her. Seth moved in the next day, and we’ve been together ever since. Several weeks later, the Captain assigned Seth and I to the same patrol car. Occasionally, Seth and I would pull of the highway onto a secluded country road, suck each other off, and return to our job of catching crooks.
After the divorce, I heard Sissy was dating one of my fellow patrolmen. I saw him in the shower at headquarters one time, sporting off his dick…as if he had a monopoly on big cocks. Not being able to stand myself any longer, I approached my colleague in the parking lot. I think he knew I was the ex-husband.
“So…are you getting laid on a regular basis?” I asked.
“Oh yeah,” said the patrolman, “…and now if I could only get her to suck my dick.”
Seth and I invited him over for dinner that weekend...
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So here I am in year six of my commitment to the military, which landed me on the east coast at a large medical facility. At first I was assigned to the emergency room, where I dealt mainly with military dependents. This was basically shit duty, particularly dealing with officer’s wives and their spoiled children. Everyone thinks they’re special. After several months of the emergency room,
It was now year seven of my military obligation. Two more years to go, and I’d be out on my own and hopefully making some serious money. I’d had about enough military as any one individual should have to take in a lifetime. Leaving the east coast, the military transferred me to sunny Florida. I was assigned to a small base of approximately 1,500 men and women. I wasn’t quite sure what the
Finally! This was the final year of my military career! I started out marking off the days on the calendar, but discontinued that practice after it became clear it was only prolonging the agony! My last assignment was back to the west coast, where I was put in charge of the recruitment center. Among other duties, it was my charge to ensure all the hunky young recruits were in the best of
After twenty years of marriage, my wife and I decided to divorce. We had simply grown apart. She had her life and I had mine. Being the nice guy, I moved out and settled into an apartment. I decided that women were nothing but trouble, and thus made no effort to find female companionship. Five months after the divorce, my life was less than perfect. After work, I would typically stop by
“Okay, sir…if you’ll just stand up and lift your gown, we’ll finish your exam.” So there I was, practically naked, standing before a doctor I’d never seen before. After turning 40 years of age, my employer insisted I have a complete physical exam. I lifted the skimpy gown, exposing my manhood to the doctor, who had rolled up a small stool, put on some gloves, and took a seat. “Just relax,
To make a long story short, I grew up in a totally dysfunctional household. My parents were the town drunks, which meant I had little or no supervision. Nor did I have any siblings to hang out with. Nor did we have any money to speak of. My dad worked odd jobs and made just enough money to survive on. Of course there was always money for liquor. By the way, my name is Cooper, but they call
Part 2 Arriving at the training base, I checked in with the officer of the day who assigned me to a barracks. “You’ll be bunking temporarily upstairs in this building with a sergeant. We’re out of room in the barracks you’re suppose to be in.” I grabbed my stuff, headed upstairs, and found my room. It was somewhat small, with two bunks, two closets, several chairs, a small couch, and a
Part 3 The following morning, I boarded a Military Air Command flight heading east. I loved California and was in hopes I would be able to return. I was sitting in the back of the plane, next to a black lieutenant. About 70 minutes into the flight, the pilot came on the public address system, “Gentlemen, we have a slight problem with the aircraft, and I’m going to make an unscheduled
Part 4 The morning after I sucked off the corporal in the steam room, I headed to the warehouse, wondering if the corporal would make good on his promise. Once at the warehouse, we all lined up for roll call and the corporal started to make assignments for the day. Then it came my turn. “Cooper … report to the office. I have a job for you.” Yeah, I’ll bet … a blowjob. As I broke ranks
Part 5 The following morning, I headed to the infirmary for my physical exam that the sergeant had explained was necessary for my promotion to corporal. I’d had a physical at military basic training that was run like a cattle car where 20 naked men were humiliated by overzealous medics. I remember several guys got a hardon, which was not overlooked by the medics. Once at the infirmary, I
Part 6 Arriving in California, I took the military bus from the airport to the base where this all started. In addition to a recruitment center, the base also served other functions such as logistics and commissioned officer training. Nothing much had changed at the base since I had left. Once on the base, I headed to the administration building to check in. There was a corporal at the
Our next installment takes a strange and bizarre twist. A newly married coed (and apparently a nymphomaniac at that) consults with our doctor about her bridegroom’s poor performance in bed. It was late in the spring semester and I was looking forward to taking a break during the summer months. Being a doctor can be stressful, and perhaps it’d be a good idea to get away for a while. It was
After graduation from medical school, I was very fortunate to join a group of doctors who had a thriving practice in a mid-sized university town. In fact, our offices were just opposite the university. They call me Doctor. I specialized in sports medicine, which generally deals with aches and pains such as tennis elbow, torn ligaments, and the like. Other doctors in the group all have their
Picking up on our story, the doctor returns to the gymnasium for a second examination of three swimmers. Saturday morning arrived and I was flushed with excitement. Basically, I had tricked the coach into a second examination of three of his men, all of whom had the potential to pop a boner during a physical examination. Showing up at the gymnasium at 10:45am, I met with the coach. He
Continuing with our story, the doctor examines the coach, who has not had a physical exam since college. “Ah … coach … how ya do’in? The coach sat on the exam table, ready for his examination. “Yeah … I’m fine, but not too happy about this. Can we get this over with?” “Sure, coach … if you’ll just disrobe, we’ll get started.” The coach got up and commenced removing his clothes.
When we last left our good doctor, the assistant football coach had called concerned about the sexual maturity of his star line backer. I agreed to come to the gym that afternoon to assess the situation. “Well coach, what’s the problem?” The assistant football coach was a tall, well built man … looked like he might have been in the Marine Corps, what with all the tattoos on his massive arms.
The medical practice is open on Saturday, basically to serve those patients who might have some difficulty arranging for an appointment during the week, due to work commitments. I had pulled Saturday duty, which didn’t necessarily bother me, given the fact all the doctors alternated … plus, any doctor who worked on Saturday was off on the following Monday. It was generally a busy day and I’d
The spring semester had ended, and the university had quickly emptied out. It was pretty boring without all the college kids around in the summer, but the clinic kept busy. Mostly, I saw middle age men with sports injuries of one kind or another. It always amazes me how 40 year old men still think they’re 18 years old, only to find their bodies won’t tolerate the abuse we all could take when a
It was late in the spring semester and I was looking forward to taking a break during the summer months. Being a doctor can be stressful, and perhaps it’d be a good idea to get away for a while. It was early afternoon on a Thursday, and I’d just finished up examining the Assistant Dean of the university. He was a thirty something guy, in reasonably good health. I needed to watch myself with
Part 1 – A fictional story. Ever since I can remember, the thought of being a state highway patrolman consumed me. I think it had something to do with watching all those old highway patrol movies from the ‘50s and ‘60s that got me going. The absolute thrill of tracking down a criminal and putting them behind bars sent chills up my spine. It would be my job to personally hunt down every
Part 2 – A fictional story. After a brief vacation back home with my folks, I headed to the state capitol to begin the eight-week training course to become a highway patrolman. Man, was I excited! My dream had come true! However, I continued to remind myself that this wasn’t a done deal yet. While it was true the highway patrol only accepted one out of every five applicants, it was also
Part 3 – A fictional story. The following Monday, I was assigned a patrol car along with a specific area of the interstate highway, which amounted to about 25 miles. My job was simply to drive north 25 miles, turn around, and return south. I was free to run radar, or simply cruise the highway. It was suggested however, that an abundance of traffic violations would add to the state coffers.
Part 4 – A fictional story. On Saturday, I called Rick’s sister … her name was Beth … and arranged to meet her on Sunday afternoon at a small restaurant in the suburbs. By meeting her there, we both would have the opportunity to leave, should it be necessary to do so. Beth told me what she’d be wearing, so I’d be able to recognize her. Once at the restaurant, I immediately spotted Beth
The following week, Rick didn’t say a word about our previous Sunday afternoon activities. I couldn’t figure out if this was a one-time event or if Rick would hold me hostage because he was my supervising sergeant. I made an attempt to call Beth several times and left messages. Because she didn’t call me back, I made the assumption she had moved on to someone else. Just as well, I guess.
The south patrol was totally dysfunctional. Sergeant Adams was a crusty old fart, having served on the patrol for over thirty years. His gut hung over his belt and he was generally unkempt. The men in the south patrol however, were a bunch of tough bastards and didn’t take any shit from anyone. Because of the crime infested area, there were two men to each patrol car, which gave me some
After catching Tyrone and Sergeant Adams going at it, I kicked both of them out of my apartment. This was a very unfortunate incident, but not exactly my fault … now was it? I was somewhat reluctant to return to the South Patrol for duty, but really didn’t have much of a choice. When checking my box for any mail, I discovered that Sergeant Adams had reassigned me to the East Patrol, which
This is a story of fiction … enjoy! Part 3 – The Sergeant meets his Captain … and gets a new assignment. I left the clinic after my physical exam at about 1100 hours, so it was a good time to get some early chow at the mess hall. I reminded myself that the appointment with my new Captain was at 1500 hours. After lunch, I returned to the barracks, hoping the Corporal was not there. He
This is a work of fiction … enjoy! PART ONE – The Sergeant Gets Transferred After serving nearly twenty years in the military, it was time to make a decision. Should I re-up for another four years, or call it quits? Given the geo-political climate, I certainly didn’t want to end up wounded in a war, or perhaps dead! I had enlisted shortly after my high school graduation, so at only
This is a work of fiction…enjoy! PART TWO – The Sergeant has a Physical Exam I awoke about 0600 hours, only to hear the Corporal in the shower. He had made up his rack already and I noticed his uniform was laid out. I had to pee. Entering the bathroom, the Corporal stuck his head out from the Shower. “Hey! Good morning Sergeant!” I stood at the urinal. ”Yeah! Morning Corporal!”
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